Laughter the Best Medicine... Its Never too Much

An Israeli doctor says
'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of
one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'


A German doctor says
'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in
another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says
'In my country,
medicine is so far progressed that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two
weeks.'

The Malaysian doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind,
we recently took a man with no brains, out from Kepala Batas, Penang ,
put him in the Parliament for 5 years, and now half the country is
looking for work.'

PS. I got this from my good friend Leik Hong. Cheers mate.

CK